she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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