"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
