He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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