I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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