glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
