So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I said "one day" and that day is not today
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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