high people should be assigned attendants
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Rumble strips road head = magical
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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