Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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