She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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