Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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