she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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