we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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