you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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