just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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