I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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