I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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