Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken