lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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