Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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