I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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