Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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