it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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