i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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