Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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