just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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