They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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