Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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