Betty ford says i'm here all night
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
