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He is an equal opportunity slut.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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