You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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