You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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