chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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