Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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