dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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