Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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