Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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