It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i just google imaged poop.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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