is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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