How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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