am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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