underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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