did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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