so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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