What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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