I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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