I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
this just has baby written all over it
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
