Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
