That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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