Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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