so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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