Whod you bang
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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