i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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