maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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