at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
