she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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