I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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